Every sexless loser needs to master pillow humping. Why? Because you don’t have a real woman to hug, kiss and fuck so a pillow is the best you can do and it also reminds you of what you’re missing out on in the most embarrassing possible way. I’m going to teach you how to fuck that pillow properly while reminding you that real men are actually fucking girls like me right now. So get your cock out, get a pillow and follow my humiliating instructions.