I know that you obsess over my feet. There is nothing that excites you more than the idea of putting your tongue right between each and every perfect little toe. You could only ever dream of worshipping them but guess what? Other people get to live your fantasy in real time. I was hanging out with my ex the other week and he let it slip that he has a little fetish, so before I know it he’s sucking my toes and begging me to sit on his face. Can you believe this actually happened irl? Neither could I.