I’m just getting back from cheer practice and I’m in the WORST MOOD EVER! It was such a bad day, and the only thing that could be responsible for something so awful is this idiot Dink. I’m OBVIOUSLY pissed off and waste NO time taking it out on Dink. I shock its ball and whip its back to let out all of my anger. Shocking and whipping this idiot helps me to calm down. Eventually I command dink to lay on its back so I can sit back and relax while shoving my perfect sweaty cheer feet down its throat. It doesn’t even matter WHY I was kicked off the cheer squad, all that matters is that Dink is somehow responsible and I make him PAY for it!!!!!