You’ve been underperforming this quarter. I think I know why. It must be hard working here as a single man, being in an office all day with these beautiful women. I want to help you get this under control, to help you *focus* again. There’s a device I want you to put on. It might be a bit painful. It’s called a chastity cage. It’s what we’re going to use to help you since I can’t just get you fixed like a ****. Put it on. We need to test it out to make sure it works.